yurious-george:

oldguardleatherdog:

blasphemyisjustforyou:

oldmen-runningtheworld-anewage:

I’m a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who’s doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I’m available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men’s room wall at any leather bar and it’ll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

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Anonymous asked:

What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

mple-selhnhh:

Finding the will to live.

doggosource:

doggosource:

cowboyes

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liquidstar:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

Thank god finally

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying “oh just like horseshoe crabs” why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

What the fuck do you mean “because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs”

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iwilleatyourenglish:

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Anonymous asked:

Wait. You're Ace? When did that happen?

skellydun:

on a crisp fall evening in 1992 the wizards stole me and made me touch a glowing blue orb beneath a full moon. i thought it was going to make me a werewolf but it didn’t. just made me hate sex.

caralarm-bicycles:

dankmemeuniversity:

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

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gibgobbler:

they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

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darcyolsson:

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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yesterdaysprint:

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, August 18, 1908

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3000s:

i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that

gay-thoughts-blog:

crazy-brazilian:

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synthgay:

5u5:

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

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